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it’s a story about a trust-fund jock who cheats off of his smart friend, is basically just good at sports, and who grows up to become a cop who peaked in high school. Aimed at nerds.
an io9 comment on Harry Potter (via shmurdapunk)

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

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fohk:

“You don’t know about real loss, ‘cause it only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you, I don’t see an intelligent, confident man…I see a cocky, scared shitless kid”
Good Will Hunting (1997)Gus Van Sant

fohk:

You don’t know about real loss, ‘cause it only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you, I don’t see an intelligent, confident man…I see a cocky, scared shitless kid”

Good Will Hunting (1997)
Gus Van Sant

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biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

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punkwarren:

phantomofthelibrary:

a crossover of rent and les mis called lease miserables

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egottgott:

How do I put into words the joy I feel over Rock Lee as a clementine… There are no words.

egottgott:

How do I put into words the joy I feel over Rock Lee as a clementine… There are no words.

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chrissamnee:

#inktober Day 19: Batroc the Leaper!

chrissamnee:

#inktober Day 19: Batroc the Leaper!


lifeascomics:

Uh, Uh. Grrrr. Ugh! Nnn Guh!
Burns

lifeascomics:

Uh, Uh. Grrrr. Ugh! Nnn Guh!

Burns